Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn

[JonnyHungwell]

"We honestly had no idea people did not enjoy this stuff," said Cultural Affairs Minister Kazuhiro Nakai, expressing regret for the thousands of hours of bondage porn, rape porn, utensil-rape porn, food-rape porn, frozen-food-rape porn, vomit-enema porn, elder-care-coma-patient-rape porn, and the kind of a porn in which a nubile youth is kidnapped, stripped, tied down in a wading pool and raped. "We are deeply ashamed for whatever it is about these films that has made people around the world vomit so vigorously. Please know that the content was only intended to entertain and arouse."

!shocked!

Better stock up now !oops!

[colonel]

The Onion is a legendary satirical newspaper designed to catch people out with stories that are so bizarre as to appear true to some.

But not real, Jonny.

[Jonone]

Anyone heard the track 'Rape' by Peter Wyngarde ? It's vile !