Aliens out there.

[eroticartist]

With Compliments,
Mike Freeman.

[andy at handiwork]

More looney tunes.

[Arginald Valleywater]

If you are arrogant enuff to assume we are the only intelligent life in the universe think again. At some time we will enounter other forms of life.

[number 6]

I am sure there is life out there in other galaxy's,but as for crop circles being caused by aliens..lol. Its been shown on tv countless times that is man made,usually by people up to no good in the middle of the night.

[Sam Slater]

As Thomas Paine said when considering the likelihood of God: "Is it more probable that nature should go out of her course, or that a man should tell a lie?"

In layman's terms: anyone who says they've seen a ufo, etc, is either lying or mistaken.

And if that doesn't shake you, time dilation should.

Again, these aliens can seem to perform engineering miracles in building craft that travels faster than the speed of light, or can teleport from one piece of the universe to the other, but can't seem to build craft that can avoid -what must be to them- our primitive radar, nor Tommy tit with his videocam from Argos.

Weird that.

[Lizard]

Remember though Sam, Paine was a right lying cunt himself.

[andy at handiwork]

If, as I do, i consider ufos to be figments of the mistaken, the credulous, or the deluded, I am hardly likely to be a jesus freak am I? Whilst I'm at it here's a not final list of beliefs and notions that fall into the same looney tune categorie as ufo visitations;
Perpetual motion machines
Homeopathy
Scientology
HIV doesn't cause AIDS
Moon landings were in Nevada
Brain Gym
The royals are lizards (see David Icke)
'Dr' Gillian MacKeith
MMR cause autism
Crop circles
FDR/Churchill allowed Pearl Harbour
Oswald didn't shoot JFK
Bush Allowed 9/11
Aliens built ancient civilisations (see von Dannekan)
Atlantis
Creationism/ID
Diet fads
Nostrodamus
Recovered memories
The Nazis didn't kill many Jews and Hitler didn't condone it
The Chinese discovered most of the world around 14th c.
Uri Gellar has special powers
Satanic cults raising/abducting children
Tarot cards / Ouija Boards
Telekinesis
Clairvoyance
IQ tests reveal intelligence
The Bell Curve
Cold Fusion
Obama is a secret socialist
Auras
Phrenology
Graphology
Numerology
Reflexology
Thats enough ologies.

[one eyed jack]

Oh my god! Theyve come to get me.....The aliens are comiiiiiinngg!!!!!

[colonel]

Well, Sam Slater is involved, so anything can happen.