Answer this please

[Lizard]

Who is the smallest UK porn star and who is the tallest, answers
on a piece of toast, to Lizard, secure unit,Manchester Hospital.
God it,s hot...... I can hear voices!

I took the kettle off, it didn,t suit me....

[jj]

Smallest? Probably Susie Haines. Rebekah's a bit of a pocket Venus as well.
Tallest? This is more difficult: Angel-Long? A lot of girls are nudging 6 feet (better post-war nutrrition, I expect....).
And stop being silly. You're not in Manchester at all, but a small kraal just outside Lourenco Marques, as everyone knows.

[magoo]

I asked about the tallest a few months back. I said it was a toss up (oo-er) between Angel Long and Amy Ball. No one suggested any other lanky lasses so it must be one of those two. I offered to measure them both with my trusty tape measure but alas they were both busy:.)

Smallest? Not sure. Bev Cocks looks quite little and so does Tiffany Walker. Thing is I dont want to invoke the fury of some girl who thinks I just called her a short arse so I best go now.

Your right it is very hot today. Perhaps you could make us all some iced tea.

[Ace]

Tiffany Walker looks the most petite, but I saw someone called Bridget the Midget who is a dwarf.........does that count?

[jj]

She's not a Brit, AFAIK.

[Lizard]

I,m sorry for starting this incredibly silly thread.
It wont happen again, it was a moment of maddness on my part
I dont know what came over me, but I,d still like to know!
I would agree Tiff Walker is "petite" and as for the tallest
I,m stumped, must be the heat.

[jj]

What, you mean the heat makes them grow?
Works for my bougainvilleas.........

[middle_aged_dutchman]

Tiffany Walker is Irish, but has lived in England for the most part of her life. That's why she's not off-topic here. Her official length is 5'4" (1.63 m), which is small, but not extremely small.
If you watch Ben Dover's 'Royal Ass Force', you'll notice that Mandy is even smaller than Mary (Tiffany Walker), but I cannot find Mandy's official length on the internet.

[richie rich]

I agree with jj, Susie Haines is only 4'11" and at 6ft I would have said Angel Long.

[Wendy]

I'm 5' 2" and Rebekah is about the same. Sasha is smaller than both of us.

Wendy XXX