one liners in adult films

[spunkie]

Everyone has a quote that they can remember from a fav film they have seen, and I thought it might be a bit of fun to list your favourite quotes from adult variety! Two immediately spring to mind from ones ive recently seen:

From the Cockwell Inn (to Harmony Hex):

"its blow job; or no job" (cant remember the actors name!)

and a Suzie Best quote from her best of Suzie Best DVD:

"i'll leave the plumbing to you, you leave the fucking to me"

Just thought there might be a collection of your favs???

[planeterotica]

I wasnt expecting that !wink!

[biffalo]

The best one I ever heard was in my early days of Porn watching (10th generation VHS cassettes passed from friend to friend), an unknown American porn film where a hooker is standing on a street corner and a punter pulls up in a sports car and says 'Hi baby, I'd like a little pussy' and the hooker replies 'So would I, mines like that fucking steering wheel'.

I love porn, me.

[harmonyhex]

hey spunkie

that line was originally gonna be "if you want the job you better drop to your knees and make like a circus seal" but it got changed on the day.

its Danny Mountain in the scene with me.

that was my second ever porn film !happy!