attn: sir quentin thomas

[woodgnome]

looks like spam, smells like spam... well, it just might be spam! or it might not but frankly, we're short staffed and it's a sunny day and i can't be bothered staying inside long enough to find out whether it is or it isn't.

in addition, there are any number of possibly problematic routes which your scat enquiry might take - - and again it's more potential aggro than it's worth.

apologies if you find this explanation unsatisfactory but we live in an imperfect world.

[magoo]

Ah! So now we know. Woody wants to get outdoors and sunbathe rather than moderate us loonies.

Factor 15 Woody. Just remember the skin is the largest organ in the body and should be taken care of.

Yours faithfully,

Malignent Melinoma

[Lizard]

Hi Magoo, has mal done any H/C, is she on the database?
my skins goin nowhere today.....

[magoo]

I thought you lizards shedded your skin.

If you were a proper lizard you would be outdoors sunbathing with woodgnome.

Make mine a darjeeling with a touch of earl grey added. Just for the blend.