What's up with Magoo ?

[Clunk]

Hello Magoo,

What the hell as gotten into you recently, you have become a real grouchy, grumpy, bastard ?
When you first started posting on this forum you used to have something interesting, informative or amusing to say, your help and knowledge on Satellite equipment and stuff was invaluable, but now you post only to moan, complain or slag someone off !!
Your putting everyone on a downer, please just get it out of your system as soon as possible, and lets get back to having a good time on this forum .

[buttsie]

What a load of bollocks mate.

The bottom line is the moderators will deal out the punishment not any of us forumites.

By the way this subject was OFF TOPIC

O/T IN FRONT OF YOUR POST NEXT TIME-HELP WOODGNOME AND FRIENDS
MAKE THIS FORUM A PLACE WHERE PEACE AND TRANQUILITY LIVE IN HARMONY WITH BRITISH PORN.

cheers
B...OZ

PS What were the percentages of his 1914 posts
You Know Helpful
Grumpy
Funny
Off Topic

[magoo]

Thanks Buttsie.

Who the fuck is Clunk anyway? I might have paid more attention to his moaning and whinging if he had ever posted before.

Anyway Clunk I dont think I have slagged anyone off but your post tempts me to do so.

Now fuck off and play on the railway please. Theres a heavy freight train due and hopefully its brakes will be faulty.

[Officer Dibble]

I'll weigh in behind magoo. He's always one of the first to point out the positive aspects and wisdom of Officer Dibble's occasionally controversial posts.

Officer Dibble.

[Flett and Katie]

Obviously, Clunk hasn't read magoo's reply to my question about Bukkake.
Thank you, magoo, for a really informative and interesting response. I still don't like the idea!!
Regarding your query about Flett, he's away on business and has been for some time - when he gets back on Tuesday we will bump ugly for days and then get back to the forum.
Katie
xxxx

[woodgnome]

as buttsie points out, magoo has made 1914 (now 1915!) posts to this forum (as opposed to your own very reasonable 62) so the chances are he's going to display more sides of his character than those who contribute on a less frequent basis.

inevitably, all posts are taken in the context of who is doing the posting. consequently, a degree of leeway is given to 'veteran' forumites simply because we have a well formed idea of where they're coming from.

and let's not forget, it's bloody hot at the moment. official bgafd policy is for all forumites to chill... you know it makes sense!

[magoo]

Well thankyou Katie. I am glad at least someone finds my posts interesting. I also find Bukakke to be mindless boring trash.

And if you ever have your bike/car nicked then contact Officer Dibble of the Pornshire Constabulary. Hes a decent bloke for a plod/porn peddler. Cheers Dibble your support has been noted. I might even get round to ordering those vids off you soon.

[Lizard]

What a fuckin liberty! Magoo rocks..

Lizard (outraged)

[national census bureau]

Respectively: 20%, 70%, 80% and 99.48%.
Give or take a hamster or two..........

[jj]

[This is an automated reply message, as the author is still under the awning with a large sangria].
And Clunk, you certainly live up to your nom-de-poste.....Magoos are protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1956, and the Stately Ruins Act 1908.