Well I Like Gordon Brown

[jj]

No, you silly juggins. He's married to a street-porter, not the
respected fell-walker, dental-school exhibitor and TV pundit Janet,
of the coincidental surname.
I expect the latter will soon become Dame Janet S-P of the
Coincidental Surname, along the lines of Sir Lancelot of the Lake.

[jj]

I see you're still not harming liberals.
Yew have been warned about this; if we do not see some evidence
of wanton and quite unspeakably vile cruelty to bean-eating
sandal-wearing Freetrade beardies soon, you will reap the
whirlwind from the wossname wot you have sowed.

[Lizard]

My mistake sorry, all porters are the same to me, apart from that actor chappy, Sydney porter, he was great in 'Medicine Man', you must excuse me, I am very drunk, I have had a bottle of peach shnapps and some dog biscuits, and to compound matters, I seem to have lost me mind.

I may be some time......

[jj]

Lizard wrote:
> My mistake sorry, all porters are the same to me,
Yes, it's that cock-a-knee accent that fools one.

> apart from that actor chappy, Sydney porter,
Wasn't he in 'Mr. Tibbs'? That was a great film, nothing happened
at all in it, but I got me hand up Jenny Jordan's skirt in the back
row of the ABC Fulham Road. I was copping a nice old feel when I
suddenly realised she'd fallen asleep.
So, like a gentleman, I carried on c'ing a f. till we got thrown out
by the usherette. Jealous cow.

> I seem to have lost me mind.
I have one spare, if you want it. It's a little bit mouldy and obsessed
with cheese, but still serviceable.

[Deano!]

JonnyHungwell wrote:

> We'd like him better if he went to Australia

From what I've read about him in this thread, you might deport him down here in a suit with arrows all over it.

[Sarah Kelly]

Er know your a fair few mles away Deano but, if you knew how much money of ours he wasted, first as Chancellor, now as Pm,you would realise just why WE NEVER got to vote him in ( dodgey deal with blair, years back along the lines of " ill make you Pm, you get me in as first Euro president or as close to it as poss- will sign away everything we have in the meanwhile to ease the process"....