Attn: Lizard

[jj]

'Sarkozy the Burning Elastic Cunt is a Big Tit'?
Trips easily enough off the tongue......

...if yer Welsh.

[Bronson Lee]

As it works just as well in Breton, I'll use it! Cheers JJ.

[jj]

Yer welcome.
If you like, I also have a vast collection of sheet-music
prominently featuring Breton folk-songs, which are absolutely
fantastic, cover-versions of which would guarantee your band
at least six consecutive number ones and a couple of platinums.
Think: the Spinners meet Grand Funk Railroad- It's toe-tappingly
tango-licious !!

[Lizard]

"Elastic cunt bucket" Perfect, and much better than 'Flock of pissflaps', clearly thats would never make the R1 playlist.

[jj]

Melvyn Bragg writes:
The correct collective noun is 'urination', as in 'a urination of
pissflaps'. Similar to a 'salutation of larks', or a 'stupidity of
politicians'.

Anyone got any nasal spray? Thag you very buch.

[Bronson Lee]

Yer Liz get it right, have you been talking to that daft Georgie again who's name shall not get a mention?

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[jj]

No, but Ill be speaking to him soon, and when I tell him about
all this he'll probably come round your house and shit through
yer letter-box.

If he hasn't already.....