Apparently Dan Cruickshank is an Ecky-Thump Master and often demonstrates his skill at Rawtenstall Effluence Treatment Centre, Lancashire.
His 'Special Move' is apparently The Eye of the Hovis. This works by distracting your enemy with a small to medium sized brass band. They will be mesmerised by the music, and their feet will not stop tapping. Not until you stuff a pudding down their shirt front, anyway. If they get annoyed, have a ukelele handy for a cheeky song or two.
Dan Cruickshank
Dan Cruickshank
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Re: Dan Cruickshank
The fact that Robert Mugabe's surname, written backwards, spells out Ebagum (Ee Bah Goom), is pure coincidence. Any rumours that Mugabe is a secret Ecky-Thump practitioner are false.
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Re: Dan Cruickshank
[quote](Ee Bah Goom)[/quote]
Your pronunciation is awful. 3 days punishment watching Kes and Sean Bean films for Jacques.
It's -obviously- 'eeee-by(or bah) gum'. If you ever hear a Yorkshireman pronounce it 'goom' then it's probably a southern softie trying his best to look 'ard. Look more closely and you'll find he has a slice of lemon in his bitter.
Nah, I ope tha gets it reyt next time or al set 't dogs on thi.
Your pronunciation is awful. 3 days punishment watching Kes and Sean Bean films for Jacques.
It's -obviously- 'eeee-by(or bah) gum'. If you ever hear a Yorkshireman pronounce it 'goom' then it's probably a southern softie trying his best to look 'ard. Look more closely and you'll find he has a slice of lemon in his bitter.
Nah, I ope tha gets it reyt next time or al set 't dogs on thi.
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Re: Dan Cruickshank
Ecky Thump killed a man. Watching the Goodies.