O/T: Selling private films

[Officer Dibble]

I wasn't suggesting that anything should be inflicted upon anyone - quite the opposite. But you seemed to be talking about people who go into a newsagent and happen to glance at the top shelf! To which I was saying it's a non-issue. Anyone who gets into a lather about a glimpse of tit n' bum on the top shelf is an attention seeking sado (like Mary Whitehouse) and should not be encouraged. Hey, I?ve heard that some people pay good money to get such a glimpse of tit n' bum, so it can't be all that horrid can it?

I don't want to be assailed by explicitly crap and offensively moronic programs like 'Big Bruver' 'Cilla's Blind Date' and the like but I'm not going to write to my MP about it. I just won't bother watching. Sorted. And as I pointed out in my post when I was a child - I guess from 9-10 onwards, I welcomed any and every item of explicit sexual material that came my way. Nothing unusual about that - I was working exactly as programmed. Before that I didn't give a dam either way I was certainly not offended by sex. I just didn't care 'cause I was into 'Thunderbirds' and 'Stingray' at that point.

So, chill out Vic. If other people have a problem with sex just leave 'em to it. Ignore them and they will eventual go away. Don't let their problems become your problems. Hey, it is their problem isn't it Vic?


Officer Dibble.

[Officer Dibble]

"Insight Videos" You've come to the right place old chap. The virtually the entire set of original camera masters are in my cupboard, not ten feet away as I type! I can confirm that the Insight movies features some particularly spunkworthy models like - Nicky Platts, Laura Singer, Jane Silverstone, Leonora St John, Melissa Took and more... I suggest you e-mail our "P R Mann" for details next time he posts.

Officer Dibble - the porniest Peeler in the land.

[jj]

......but we shouldn't hold our breath, eh?
Still waiting for:
a) New Angels cat;
b)Ukshags site properly up/running........
.....if you were a girl, you might well be called a Prick-Tease......

JJ- on Dibble's Case. [Again]

[mannteufel]

Thank you officer, I'll come quietly.

But who is P R Mann, and what time-frame are we talking about here. Seeing as you may want to make a profit (OUTRAGE!! HOW COULD YOU??) I would have to save for a month or two.

Please advise

[Petep]

I no its offtopic but when i were 9 or 10 i seem to remember that mine, (and many of my friends as well)our first taste of porn was findinding bits of torn up 'mensmag' blowing around on the wastelands where we used to play

we used to all collect up our peices and then pool them to see if they fitted together but they never did .

i bet that for many of you of my age 35-40 it was the same yes

funny, because others have said that it was the same way for them too

what i really want tou know though

who was the bloke hoo put it there and why did he allways ripp it up first ?y

petep

[carl]

yeah, thete must of been some guy with an absolutely gargantuan porn collection who was getting married and his intended told him to dump them. so instead of dumping the lot in one place and causing a hazzard to low flying aircraft, he must have travel the lenght an breadthof the country secretly disposing of his porn. he visited several areas near me(thank god) and i think i actually saw him once:)

now thats the kind of fairytale they should be telling little boys at night. i'd have certainly slept a lot better knowing that there was a porn fairy

[carl]

did some one say "Laura Singer"????

where and how much for this product, i simply must know?

thank you.

[woodgnome]

i seem to recall railway embankments being a particularly happy hunting ground.

[jj]

I do hope you weren't trespassing............

[woodgnome]

twixt the ages of 10-13, i can just about count on the fingers of one hand the days when i wasn't trespassing - convents, orchards, private woods, school after dark, the reservoirs, etc. praise be to richmal crompton!