Think I need help...

[WoodWhacker]

I HATE her music with a passion...she can't dress for Toffee...she has woeful taste in men (aside from the fact she likes older men - nice one!)...she's a chav..but, by eck, I soooooo want to fuck Lily Allen silly...

Do I need help?

[max_tranmere]

Does she really like anal? Genuine question. She may have said so in an interview. Did she say so?

[max_tranmere]

By the way, I know where Lily Allen lives. Genuinely. There is no need for anyone to be freaked out by this. I am not a stalker. lol. It's just that a friend of mine lives in the same road as her, we've walked past her house a couple of times and he's pointed it out to me. No one should worry about that either, he aint no stalker either! lol. It's quite a nice road. We were heading along it to get some chips from the chippy on the corner, a few yards along from the tube station. At the other end of her road is a main road. I've been in the Argos shop there a couple of times, and the large supermarket next door to Argos. I'm putting in these subtle geographical references so if anyone who genuinely knows where Lily resides reads this they will know I aint making this up! lol. I think the two storey property is in flats, she bought the house, and turned it into flats herself. She lives on one side of the ground floor and lets the other flats out (three other flats, from what I heard). She has a nice BMW that is always on the driveway when I've been past. Lily seems like a nice girl, but she is a bit short. My friend told me that if you walk past her in the street you are amazed how short she is!

[JonnyHungwell]

What, a dwarf?

[jj]

'Controversality' aways helps sell records.
Believe only what you can verify.

[Sam Slater]

I don't think it's for you to decide whether you're a stalker or not, Max.

You do seem to stumble, 'accidentally' across porno sets you just happen to see published within the credits of those naughty dvds.

[jj]

This HAS to be the most boring post ever : -))

Mods?
Can even S56 beat this for celeb trivia??