Think I need help...

[crofter]

Nothing wrong with having your own stalker I guess ... looks like you pair are just jealasssssss ...........



But seriously Max you do sound like a stalker type of fella, where were you on the day Jill Dando was shot in the head if you don't mind me asking??

[max_tranmere]

Croftor, you ask where I was on the day Jill Dando met her end. I was hiding behind a hedge opposite her house, clad in a ballaclava and a black boilersuit. Having been there before and after, I was then collected by an accomplace in a white transit van, and we sped off to Heathrow Airport. We layed low in Spain for the next couple of years. Oh shit, I've revealed too much. I am bound to be raided in the next 24 hours and questioned at length by the Old Bill...

[crofter]

Ok you had an Alibi you bassssssssssssketttt ... how is your mate Barry George - tell him Kay Burley says HI!!

[steve56]

Rather have Cher/Madonna

[JonnyHungwell]

I wouldn't touch that pair with yours