Dear President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

[Sam Slater]

Dear President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,

While I'd like to congratulate you on your recent victory I must also remind you of the money you owe me for that little 'programme' I've been helping you with these past few years.

Still, at least you have the cash, unlike our mutual acquaintance in Africa, 'mad dog Mugabe'.

I look forward to your reply.

P.s, My father says hi!

Regards, Kimmy.

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Reply at kimjongil@despotsingles.kp

[Deano!]

I seem to remember Saddam Hussein getting 100% of the vote in one election. Obama could only dream of that.