had my 1st threesome on saturday

[hammer4life]

Me and a good mate of mine took a double for rihanna home and took turns on her for a good 3 hour session.

There were several occasions when our cocks brushed up against eachother inadvertedly.


Does this mean ive now got gay and if so what should i do??

[Peter]

hammer4life wrote:


> Does this mean ive now got gay and if so what should i do??


I think the fact that you thought the only bit worth mentioning was the crossing swords part should cause you to delve deeply into you psyche, consider your true sexuality, then buy some tight white tee shirts.

[one eyed jack]

Shower with Domestos perhaps?

Or alternatively, have the offending appendage removed by surgery?

If you really do have problems with it you can always seek couselling at the bottom of a stiff glass of whisky. At least thats what some of the gay for payers do...Difference is they got paid.

[TheProf]

Actually the T Shirts should be pink.
What A thrill Im sure...

[Robches]

So long as you didn't give her a black eye I wouldn't worry.

[Jonone]

You quantify the frequency of the occurrence with the word 'several'. If it had concerned the pair of you you would have taken great care to ensure that it happened only the once, and yet you say it happened on a number of occasions.

If you were liberal minded with regard to this kind of thing you wouldn't have made the post. Subsequent to the threesome you've obviously reflected on the incidents and tried to rationalise why they happened but stopped short of the fairly obvious answer - because you both enjoyed it.

It's plain to me that Rhianna was merely an excuse for touching dicks, in which case you're at least part gay my son.

[hammer4life]

pretty sure she was black all over without having to resort to physical violence.

What a fucking arse she had on her though. Shame she wouldnt let us take her up the tradesmans but still anyone that doesnt mind me spraying bollock yoghurt over her tits cant be all bad

not seen my mate since and know when we do meet up for a pint(babycham) its gonna be bloody awkward

[Jonesy]

Always had me doubts about West Ham fans.
I can see why they're called 'The Irons' now !wink!

[Marino]

Next time you have a threesome with your mate, try to remember to keep the girl between you and him, it helps with the cock rubbing problem

[Peter]

hammer4life wrote:


> What a fucking arse she had on her though. Shame she wouldnt
> let us take her up the tradesmans


Hmmmm, the plot thickens.

As she wouldn't do it up the bum, the opportunities for crossing swords becomes so miniscule, that 'accidental' can be all but ruled out.

Sorry, but you need to give in to your Bruno-esque destiny.