had my 1st threesome on saturday

[one eyed jack]

Its been universally decided then hammer. You are guilty of being gay. Now get your pink tutu on and wear it with pride. !happy!

[planeterotica]

You can be involved in a gang bang and not cross swords with another guys boner so to do it in a 3some probably means you are gay or at the very least bi-sexual, now get down to the clinic and get tested as you doubled your pleasure which means that you doubled the chance of picking up an std, and dont forget to tell them you are gay !shocked!

[DJ_Jenns]

Yes I'm afraid to say it sounds like you've got gay, take two ibuprofen and some water might help.

If you are being serious then no brushing swords while double teaming a girl doesn't make you gay in any shape or form...

[Sarah Kelly]

cos thatd be the clincher for me,with any swallowing........Me and the Gf always doing cum swap kisses........ Your probably just Bi Curious/Lib Dem.. x

[mrmcfister]

You are wiyjout doubt..





















































































































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[one eyed jack]

Interesting you say that Sarah but Ive seen a couple guys do this on Real Couples scenes. i think as long as its their own thats ok...Defintely "playing mid field" if its the next guy though.

Damn we've been banging on about hammers sexual orientation most of the week.

Dude if you are gay, good luck to you man. Enjoy life. Do your thang...Just pack some rubber jackets when out on a mission ya hear!

[Sarah Kelly]

Cum swap kisses-def Very sexy but i think Swallowing your own is cheating/def wouldnt make you gay........ The test is whether its another guys... and whether you swallow, can keep it down, or spit /puke it up......... if you subsequently bend over ,parting your cheeks saying " Give it to me Daddy" or some such saying then i think your well past mid stream... !wink! .... The thing with Real Couples is it reflecting what people ACTUALLY do,with all their little kinks and nuances, unscripted and unrehearsed....xx

[Sarah Kelly]

Did you, at any time, 1)deliberately instigate one / any , of the aforementioned (and "inadvertant") cock brushes 2) hold your member there longer than was actually needed 3) jump out of your skin the first time this happened, or furtively think to your self "mmmmm, that feels nice/warm/comforting" 4) DID YOU KISS HIM AT ANY POINT??........ "Inadvertantly " or otherwise.......... 5) do you now love him at all/more than before 6) Where you impressed with his size of cock or use of it on her and wish you were him (lol) and 7)did you not ,in fact,grip his cock firmly,pushing it in "as this will assist with the reversr Cow girl pe
netration" !wink!........................... You need not answer any of this- but do think about it !wink!....... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Mr Humpy]

Interesting question - I consulted a Barrister friend of mine on this issue.

He tells me that the common law position is that any direct interference with another person without consent is a trespass to the person (Battery).

The fact that your cock touched your mate's cock during coitus with the said 'Rihanna' lookalike would be viewed by the courts as a direct interference with your mate's cock.

It is unlikely that your mate would have given you his permission to touch his cock with your cock unless he is a screaming homo or at least bisexual. Did you have an agreement about cock rubbing/touching with your mate before any acts of horatio or aerlingus began on said strumpet. At first sight this would suggest strongly that you are indeed a bit of an 'Iron hoof'.

Nevertheless, under the 'de minimus' principle, the law doesn't concern itself with contact between people as part of the everyday interourse of life eg pressing against a big breasted woman in a crowded train is not a trespass to the person (unless of course it is for the purposes of self-arousal and you have a large and obvious spanner in your pocket). On this basis you may have a defence that your cock touching was merely incidental in the act of deflowering the said wench.

Given that 'Rihanna' was most likely 'spit-roasted' for the three hours or as you say 'you took turns' (no mention of a DP) it is hard to see how your cocks came in contact without some intent or purpose on the part of you or your mate. This suggests that either you or he are indeed 'closet chutney ferrets'.

On balance, my Barrister friend says that it is more likely than not that you would be convicted in any kangaroo court of being a screaming mincer and sentenced to appearing on a float with the rest of your mates in the Sydney Gay Mardi Gras.

Suggest a visit to your local chaplain for advice. !Wink!






(Disclaimer: not legal advice - intended for amusement / mirth / general merriment only - no insults or defamation intended)