Cheesy Porn Titles (ot)

[Matt]

Was just flicking through the Your Choice catalogue (still ordering to a UK address though in Oz - I have no desire to be referred to customs should bags be searched on return to the UK, though a showdown sounds quite exciting).

Anyway, I noticed the product 'Hard Days at the Orifice' which should surley win some kind of prize for most ridiculously ammusing title. What other similarly porn-type titles have you found / can you think of?

My little contribution (if it doesn't already exist...): Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bone.

[jj]

HCC: 'CARRIE Potter and the Philosopher's Bone'.........

[Matt]

Damn.

[buttsie]

My all time favourite.....Case of the Smiling Stiffs....1975
The seventies were a really creative time

cheers
B...OZ

[Arnold Layne]

fossil fuckers?

[mike johnson]

For some reason, "Primarily Yours" has always tickled me, as we say in the South. Also, "Buffy the Vampire Layer"--too obvious? An old Angel film, "For Your Thighs Only." But my fave is "Ass Ventura:Crack Detective."

[Kray]

How's about (in possibly very bad taste): 'Schindlers Fist'.....

[magoo]

Foreskin Gump (or gunk if you prefer)

Cyrano de Bergerac-He "Nose" How To Fuck

Shaving Ryans Privates (a gay film)

Tales From The Clit

Theres loads of better ones but my minds gone blank. Bugger.

[Cornish Chris]

"Young,Blonde,Dumb & Full of Cum".....leaves very little to the imagination.....as does "The Stop my Azz is on Fire" series.
"Edward Penis-Hands" is novel but my all time favourie has to be
"Inspector Gadget & the Sex Toys from Hell" wicked.

Cheers Cornish Chris. (Pissed off cause I thought the Layla radio think was tonight....Dooh).

[royce gracie]

a few good ones off the top of my head:

good will humping, romancing the bone, star trek: the next penetration, drilling miss daisy, easy ride her and gonad: the barbarian