Recycling bollocks

[planeterotica]

jj wrote:

> No. It just makes you a nerd on a 2nd-hand bike : -)
> And with the way I drive, possibly an organ-donor.
>
planeterotica wrote:

You could very soon become an organ donor, they could then recycle your brain and implant it into an idiot.

[jj]

planeterotica wrote:
> You could very soon become an organ donor, they could then
> recycle your brain and implant it into an idiot.

No need; it's already in one [img]http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/smileys/nuts.gif[/img]

[Trumpton]

I'm reliably informed that recycling will only work properly when we all learn how to recycle our number one's and number two's.

[jj]

If you mean piss and shit, say so.
We're all grown-ups here.

Um.... well.....ah.....
where my potty den?

[Nob3y]

I have learned over time that the bottom line in all this recycling is that,
ITS ALL BOLLOCKS
until everybody does it properly there is no point.
take my local council,the london borough of havering for example.
we have black bags for normal waste then an orange bag for papers and plastics.
You would think these get collected and then sorted out and recycled properly right?
no
all the bags get chucked on the same dust cart then goto the landfill.
so whats the point??

ITS ALL BOLLOCKS

[Sam Slater]

[quote]I have learned over time that the bottom line in all this recycling is that,
ITS ALL BOLLOCKS[/quote]

Over time I've learnt that when someone mentions something is 'bollocks' around here I know they're going to spout 'bollocks' themselves (note: 'spout' bollocks, not 'sprout' bollocks).

And so..........

[quote]take my local council,the london borough of havering for example.
we have black bags for normal waste then an orange bag for papers and plastics.
You would think these get collected and then sorted out and recycled properly right?
no
all the bags get chucked on the same dust cart then goto the landfill.[/quote]

Ah-ha! BOLLOCKS!

[jj]

I'm waiting for Steve to chip in, with 'I sprouted bollocks when I
was 13; then I went to the ABC Shepherd's Bush and saw
'Goldfinger' and had ice-cream for tea'.

[Sam Slater]

He could also take 'sprout' as the noun rather than the verb. Taking sprout to be the well known vegetable then gives us another 2 scenarios:

1. Sprout bollocks - having sprouts for bollocks. Real world example: "I have sprout bollocks!" (I have 2 sprouts where my testes should be!)

2. Sprout bollocks - the reproductive organs of a sprout. Real world example: "Look at the bollocks on that sprout!"

The English language, eh? !happy!

[jj]

Indeed; and a rough synonym is 'pullulate' [img]http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/smileys/idontbelieveit.gif[/img]