Is Michael Jackson still alive?

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max_tranmere
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Is Michael Jackson still alive?

Post by max_tranmere »

Imagine how many people in America are going to start claiming that he is. Something like one in seven Americans think Elvis Presley is still alive, and after Princess Diana and Dodi died in 1997 people were claiming to have seen them all over the place - one specific one I recall hearing about was a sighting of the two of them having a beach holiday in Wales. All kinds of people are going to start claiming they have seen a bald guy who was white, but kind of black, wearing sandals, biege lounging pants and a sleeveless t-shirt, working as a deck-chair attendant in Brazil - and other such crazy things!
andy at handiwork
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Re: Is Michael Jackson still alive?

Post by andy at handiwork »

In answer to your question, no. I think the LA coroner can confirm that.
max_tranmere
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Re: Is Michael Jackson still alive?

Post by max_tranmere »

They can about Elvis too, but loads of people still believe he is alive!
number 6
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Post by number 6 »

maybe frank sinatra is still alive?maybe david carradine wasnt found in a cupboard after all...hold on,is anyone actually dead?
max_tranmere
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Re: Is Michael Jackson still alive?

Post by max_tranmere »

I'm well aware that MJ is dead. I'm pointing out how mad some people in America are. There are BOUND to be some people claiming he is still alive - just like they do with Mr Presley.
jj
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Re: Is Michael Jackson still alive?

Post by jj »

This popstar is no more.
He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker.
He's a stiff; bereft of life, he rests in peace. If he hadn't
been laid on the slab he'd be pushing up the daisies. His
metabolic processes are now history; he's off the twig. He's
kicked the bucket, shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the
curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!

THIS IS AN EX-POPSTAR!

"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
JBA
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Re: Is Michael Jackson still alive?

Post by JBA »

No, he's just pining for the fjords.
Steve R
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Post by Steve R »

Bootiful plumage though.
steve56
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Post by steve56 »

Hes working in a internet cafe in Shepherds Bush
colonel
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Post by colonel »

Elvis, Dodi and Jackson are this year's forward line for Newcastle United.
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