Toerags in the house

[andy at handiwork]

Like they say, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested, and a conservative is a liberal who's been burgled. My lad caught two toerags in the house mid-morning yesterday looking for the keys to his car, which, criminally, is a lot better than mine. What is a liberal to do? I'll get back to you when they are dangling by their bollocks from a tree somewhere.

[jj]

If I'm anything to go by, every liberal conceals a screaming
fascist : -))

[andy at handiwork]

You know me so well.

[jj]

I know ME so well : -)

[Deano!]

You'll be told it was your fault for not locking your own house up even when you're home. You'll probably have to pay compensation to the little cunts for traumatising them. Your tax money will be used to pay for an expensive ad campaign claiming that crime is under control.

I think I know why we drink too much.

[jj]

Madhouse, lunatics...... [img]http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/smileys/idontbelieveit.gif[/img]