Has God got penis?

[eroticartist]

Captain Wow,
Please enlighten me.
Mike Freeman.

[supsim96]

You're right Mike. God is without a penis. If "he" (?) did, the fact that so many nuns worship and obey him would drive him totally insane.

[jj]

I thought God was in charge of enlightenment : -)

[eroticartist]

jj,
I agree "I think therefore I am" Descartes.
Mike Freeman.

[eroticartist]

jj,
And with the Big Bang answer what I would like to know is Who lit the fuse?
Presumably there was a vacuum before that? But if there are supernatural beings/deities then they cannot exist alone. There fore the the omniscient, monotheistic God does not exist and the importance of this fact means the majority of religions in which billions believe are wrong.
Mike Freeman.

[eroticartist]

I think that God definitely has a penis and that he is not God but one of many gods.
Mike Freeman.

[jj]

eroticartist wrote:
> And with the Big Bang answer what I would like to know is Who
> lit the fuse? Presumably there was a vacuum before that?

Current thinking is, not even a vacuum. This is what's so hard for
us [or at least me] to deal with. NOTHING. No particles, no energy,
no gods, no light; no heat, and so not even any temperature.
But as you say, it's less insane than believing in fairies.

[jj]

Perhaps they could all go on Facebook and we could have a "God-off" : -)

[Sam Slater]

Agreed; you have to have space for there to be a vacuum within it!

[jj]

Sam Slater wrote:
> Agreed; you have to have space for there to be a vacuum within
> it!

Paris Hilton's skull springs to mind......