did the moon landings happen?

[Lizard]

"It is because objects of different mass will fall to the ground at the same velocity as predicted by Galileo."

Actually it was me that predicted that. Galileo rips off everything I predict, I predicted that Jordan and Peter Andre would split, and what does fucking Gally do? he only goes and phones News International.
The twat.

[Peter]

I'd like one of the blokes on the space station to test Newtons Third Law* by having a quick tug to see the effect.

Purely from a scientific point of view, I'm not turned on by watching astronauts wanking. (phew, think I got away with that one)


*Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

[Floydoid]

Didn't Galileo drop his balls off the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa to demonstrate the exact same principle?

[Sam Slater]

Hey, why you calling Liz a tosser? Have some respect.

[Sam Slater]

Lol, I know.

[Deano!]

Lizard wrote:


> Actually it was me that predicted that. Galileo rips off
> everything I predict, I predicted that Jordan and Peter Andre
> would split, and what does fucking Gally do? he only goes and
> phones News International.
> The twat.

But I'm the one who predicted the world would end in 1996.

[Peter]

Deano! wrote:


> But I'm the one who predicted the world would end in 1996.
>
>

Were you right?

[Lizard]

Looking round Britain today, yes Deano had it spot on.