Attn JJ.

[Lizard]

A parcel has arrived for you at my gaff, I dont mind you doing this, and you can be sure I will be descreet, and will not mention the contents, yep, safe with me mate.
So, whenever you want me to forward it to you, just let me know.

Btw: The Adult baby nappies you sent for have also arrived, along with the full body pink rubber gimp outfit, and your cheerleeders kit, so may as well send them at the same time eh?

Cheers

Liz.

[laralatex]

So you opened someone elses post???? Isn't that illegal (or something along those lines)

And how did you do that with your little claws? Or did you use your long tongue to unglue the envelope eh? !wink!

[Lizard]

Jeeeez, there's always one. I bet you peek through the curtains when a car goes past.

[steve56]

did you steam it open?

[andy at handiwork]

With his hot slavvery ( is that a word?)breath, I dont doubt.

[jj]

Lizard wrote:
> A parcel has arrived for you at my gaff, I dont mind you doing
> this, and you can be sure I will be descreet, and will not
> mention the contents,
...iss not leaking yet, issit? And I hope some of the contents haven't
tried to escape like they did the last time, when I had to use my
NBC suit....


> So, whenever you want me to forward it to you, just let me
> know.
HMP Wakefield, as you should know by now. This time put the file
in the cake, not the other way round. The pink icing was nice,
though...



> Btw: The Adult baby nappies you sent for have also arrived,
MY GP gave me some nice pink medicine and that's cleared up now-
although a worrying side-effect is that I now have these urges to kill
Andrew Marr.

> along with the full body pink rubber gimp outfit
I only wear that on formal occasions, nowadays.,


> cheerleeders kit,
That's your missus's, not mine.
The only time I ever enjoyed American Football.

[jj]

Eeeeurrrgghhh...