Aliens don't exist

[Lizard]

Nah, she was just a fucking boring teacher, with too much time on her hands.

[Deano!]

I never believed in them until I saw one. It was a cloudy night and I saw a large disc with green, orange and red flashing lights around it descend slowly down from the cloud cover. I was driving at the time and thought it was a helicopter. As I got closer it obviously wasn't a helicopter as I could see its basic disc shape.

It was almost silent other than a low humming sound and just hovered about 100 metres above the ground for about 30 seconds. By this time I had pulled over and I remember staring at this thing in disbelief and saying "Fuck Off!!!" because I simply couldn't accept what I was seeing. It slowly rose up into the clouds and disappeared. I drove home stopping every few hundred metres to look around for it again. It had gone.

The experience shook me up and I didn't sleep the rest of that night. Many sightings sound like mistaken identity, and I understand skepticism but some things just don't fit any reasonable explanation.

[jj]

To all the above.....
because interstellar travel is so horrifically difficult no sane alien
would even attempt it. Excluding magic like 'wormholes', which
have yet to be shown to exist, the speed of Light is absolute
so it would take 4 years even to get to Alpha Centauri, not allowing
for acceleration and deceleration, which might well add another
year or two.
It defies belief that we are the only extant civilization in the Universe
but the odds of us contacting same are literally, and appropriately,
astronomical. We MIGHT, just, be able to converse by radio, but
even that's a long-shot.
So we're effectively alone.

People who see 'aliens' are either stupid or in need of psychotherapy.

[Sam Slater]

Ah........sanity. !happy!

[Sam Slater]

[quote]FUCK ME, not only does Sam Slater know the reasons everyone in this country votes the way they do but he's also an expert on space travel over the last 4 billion years ! Just for clarification, I'm assuming that's just our galaxy ?[/quote]

Lol. I just meant we know that no life forms from Earth have ever evolved that are intelligent enough to travel between galaxies. We'd have found evidence by now. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

[Alex L]

Then......just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water:

[Sam Slater]

All lies, obviously.

'They tried to catch the visitors but three of the seven men died in the process, while four others were severely injured in the incident, according to the records.'

That's rather vague. How did they die? What injuries were sustained?

'He said: "It was like the objects defied the laws of physics. There's only one explanation: the creatures who built them far surpass us in development."'

Yeah, they're called Americans. Lol!

'On another occasion, a nuclear submarine on a combat mission in the Pacific Ocean detected six unknown objects. The captain of the vessel ordered the crew to bring it to the surface after failing to shake off the pursuers. The objects followed them up before flying away into the sky, the newly published files claimed.'

So they were chased right up to the surface and then the aliens fucked off. Must be really hard for them aliens to chase submarines, because subs go at some right knots don't they?