Have you ever ACTUALLY 'Cum in your pants' ?

[Snow Patrol]

We always hear the saying... "I just came in my pants..."

But... Has this ever happened? Have you ever REALLY 'Cum in your pants' ?

I haven't! Ive cum up a woman's cunt, over a woman's face, over a woman's tits, up a woman's arse, and even... 'Over my own hand!'... But...

NEVER 'In My Pants'...

Have you? If not... Why is it such a popular saying?

[RoddersUK]

!love!
When I was 15 and never had a fuck, a girlfriend at the time refused to drop em as her cousin had got up the duff and she was terrified of getting pregnant. So, whenever we were snogging heavily, fully clothed, she would let me rub myself up against her crotch and I used to cum every time. I suspect a lot of youngsters in my day did as well. Not everyone had a girl who would fuck. I had to wait another year before I got a girlfriend who would fuck. Boy, was she good! Then I joined the Army and fucked any female that moved, and would, all around the world.

[Jonone]

Said item of underclothing may have been employed occasionally as a tissue substitute, so yes although the expression 'I came in my pants' supposes that the garment was being used for its primary purpose at the time.

It's rather like comparing one's hardness to a 'diamond cutter' or claiming that a lady's capabilities at fellatio were such that she could 'suck a golfball through a hosepipe'. Unlikely, yet they make for an amusing anecdote in the right company.

[one eyed jack]

I guess premature ejaculators may have this problem.

Tits out! Uh..game over!

The best 10 seconds that bloke ever had

[one eyed jack]

These guys did and wrote a song about it

[Snow Patrol]

Terry...


Did it taste nice?

[Deano!]

It was 1975. I was 15, full of hormones and a leg man. At my school a dreadfull fashion scourge had occurred. Long skirts were in fashion! Thus, displays of fleshy thigh from girls my own age were very rare. They were dark days.

But a wonderful thing happened. Some 'pommy migrant' chicks (I'm in Oz) from the rough end of London turned up and fuck - they were about 10 years more grown up than the local girls at the time.

One very hot afternoon in my English class the sluttiest of them all - Sharon, strolled into class wearing a pleated skirt so short that her panties kept showing. And they were sexy ones like REAL WOMEN wore! I was utterly panicking with lusty amazment at what a grown up body she had. Her thighs were all smooth and tanned and shapely. I cracked a fat immediately and was so tuned on I just wished she'd disappear because this was going to be embarrassing.

Later on I discovered that my cock was stuck to my jocks (ouch!) and I think I produced a bit of pre-cum during all the excitement. And geez, I didn't half wank off when I got home.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Obviously cioned by someone who fell asleep still wearing his pants and had a wet dream

you know it makes sense

[RoddersUK]

!love!

There was no premature ejaculation Jonone, I worked my parts well into this girl and I gave her a climax as well.