Alan Duncan

[David Johnson]

Hi
Isnt it just fantastic when you get a chance to see what lies behind a politician's mask? This is straight out of an Alan B'Stard episode.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8198700.stm

Here's a guy in Cameron's Shadow Cabinet who as Shadow Leader of the House of Commons was responsible for leading the Conservatives response on the expenses scandal.

Subsequently, he is taped in the House of Commons telling a bloke that the expenses scandal is all a pile a shit which is forcing MPS to live on "rations". The bloke who taped it was the same guy who left a floral design in the shape of a ? sign in Duncan's garden after he was caught trousering thousands from the taxpayer for gardening expenses.

Duncan shows himself to be unbelievably arrogant as well as very stupid.

Given the BGAFD readership is well known for its support for fair play and charity, can I suggest that any spare picnic hampers should be sent to Alan Duncan to help him through these difficult times?

Come on guys and gals, any left overs from your pension, monthly wage, dole etc, help a guy when he is down!

[Jonone]

No, it gets worse. When challenged Duncan tried to pass his comments off as evidence of his 'sense of humour'. Trouble is Alan you're laughing at us and not with us.

[Peter]

Perhaps a tour of duty in Afghanistan living on rations and soldiers pay would show him how hard his life really is.

[Dave Wells]

They're all same - sponging wankers !

[David Johnson]

Err, dont think this is true, Dave. Some MPs took virtually nothing in expenses. Others as we know acted like your local street corner criminals, If you take 600 or so of any profession, I suspect you will find a mix of good guys and potential/actual criminals. I dont think its different with MPs.

Whats interesting about this story is that Duncan has shown himself to be a completely dishonest, stupid tosser and he remains in the Shadow Cabinet.

[Dave Wells]

They are all still sponging wankers . Any caught on the fiddle should be sacked - simples !

[RoddersUK]

!love!
There aren't enough expletives in the English language to describe this fucking shithead Duncan.
I just hope that people see through Cameron for what he is for not sacking the twatt immediately.
Cameron still hasn't said what he's about, though some of us have a reasonable idea. He is a multi millionaire old Etonian. So, what will he know about the ordinary peoples needs and desires?
I'll tell you.
Fuck all, is the answer.

[RoddersUK]

!love!
If Labour sack the useless fucking one eyed scotch fucking idiot then they stand a chance of winning the next general election. With Broon they are doomed, and we are doomed to the fucking useless old Etonion twatt Cameron.
Problem is, who the fuck would they select as their new leader?
They do have some worthies mind you. Frank Field would make a damned good leader and could probably put the present useless bastards back on track.
If the conservatives were to ditch Cameron and re select Hague, then they could guarantee to win.

[jj]

RoddersUK wrote:

>Frank Field would make a
> damned good leader and could probably put the present useless
> bastards back on track.
But he has two fatal flaws; principles, and a love of the sound of
his own voice.
My money's on Johnson- a wily fucker, acceptable to the Left but
good at soothing the centre; eloquent [or lizard-tongued, if you're
cynical like wot I am], capable of absorbing many minute details very
quickly [look at how rapidly he grasped the reins at his ministries,
unlike most of his colleagues- who are still floundering].
He may be defeated though, in the manner of Daedalus......