Who murdered Michael Jackson?

[eroticartist]

Why are the autopsy reports sealed?
Mike Freeman.

[jj]

Nobody.
He's dead; get over it, and stop constructing conspiracy-theories.

[jj]

Who cares?

[one eyed jack]

Maybe MJ was an alien Mike. Maybe they took his body to a secret facility and he went back to another planet.

It would make sense how he did the moonwalk so well and had such extraordinary talents.

He looked uneasy among humans too...Thats it! He must be an alien!!!!

[steve56]

Wonder if he met ET?one eyed jack wrote:

> Maybe MJ was an alien Mike. Maybe they took his body to a
> secret facility and he went back to another planet.
>
> It would make sense how he did the moonwalk so well and had
> such extraordinary talents.
>
> He looked uneasy among humans too...Thats it! He must be an
> alien!!!!
>
>

[one eyed jack]

How do you know he wasnt ET?

[jj]

He didn't have a luminous finger.

[RoddersUK]

!love!
I iterate, who the fuck cares?

[jj]

A million bonus-points for using 'iterate' correctly, in place of
the illogical 'reiterate'.
If only we can get this one on 'Dr. Who' as well, we can eradicate/
educate in the same fashion as 'decimate'.

[socreative]

He actually could've killed himself

He was told he was going to do 50 concerts instead of agreed 10.

and it is a known fact that famous forgotten or not very famous people suddenly get very popular after they die!