Can someone please explain Cricket?

[Sarah Kelly]

ah thats easy enough to understand!wink! are the umpires neither technically in ,or out, until such time as they have a tea break when they all come in? x

[Sarah Kelly]

My understanding of the wanting to get in ,and out, then back in again theory is extensive,being a Strap on Cock wearing Girli of some not inconsiderable experience now!wink!
x

[Sarah Kelly]

you sort out a good curry house in sale and we are on... still no fon call tho? !happy! x

[hammer4life]

having seen you in action sarah may i suggest i offer my cricketing knowledge in exchange for a quick go on your tits

[Dave Wells]

With regards to the work offer, it's been put on hold (story of my life). But what about your stuff we were talking about babes ?

[Floydoid]

Sarah, sweetie, take a look here - it explains it all:

[jj]

This is also why they usually wear white- it hides the stains.

[jj]

What you really need is a handsome, wealthy mature gentleman, to
take you to a couple of matches and explain things as they happen-
a little bit like losing your cherry, but without the fear of you parents
suddenly bursting in....

...followed by some campari-and-sodas, and a cream tea, and a
handshake with Henry Blofeld.... who you'll doubtless be delighted to
learn is nicknamed 'Blowers' : -)