.....and the dozy cow gave me Haddock, even though I was had to wait 5 mins. The fucking worlds gone mad.
I said Cod
I said Cod
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Re: I said Cod
Got to say, where I come from Haddock are the most delicious, and I should know.
Re: I said Cod
I totally agree. 'Staff' aren't what they were, back when I was an
embryo and you were a squirming wriggly horrible damp larva.
I went into Harrod's 'tother day, as I'm frequently wont so to do,
and I asked the attractively-pinafored serving-assistant [are you still
with me? I will get to the point, eventually, but I'm an old man,
and enjoy my rare moments of being the cynosure of all eyes] -for a
lemon-flavoured 17th-c. Ming vase. This 'person' had the damn' cheek
to tell me they had none in stock, and were unlikely to receive
replacements before 09:05, May 25th 2014.
Zounds !!!
Cannot they not invade China again?? What, after all, is the Foreign
Office there for?
Needless to say, I cancelled my personal 'Al-Fayed' genuine tin-plated
store-card immediately and removed my person to Harvey Nick's, where
they at least know how to treat a female impersonator with some
dignity.
Funny thing is, I got some really good brisling fillets at H's- but from
their MEAT counter. Odd, that......
embryo and you were a squirming wriggly horrible damp larva.
I went into Harrod's 'tother day, as I'm frequently wont so to do,
and I asked the attractively-pinafored serving-assistant [are you still
with me? I will get to the point, eventually, but I'm an old man,
and enjoy my rare moments of being the cynosure of all eyes] -for a
lemon-flavoured 17th-c. Ming vase. This 'person' had the damn' cheek
to tell me they had none in stock, and were unlikely to receive
replacements before 09:05, May 25th 2014.
Zounds !!!
Cannot they not invade China again?? What, after all, is the Foreign
Office there for?
Needless to say, I cancelled my personal 'Al-Fayed' genuine tin-plated
store-card immediately and removed my person to Harvey Nick's, where
they at least know how to treat a female impersonator with some
dignity.
Funny thing is, I got some really good brisling fillets at H's- but from
their MEAT counter. Odd, that......
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: I said Cod
mutanthalibut wrote:
> Got to say, where I come from Haddock are the most delicious,
> and I should know.
You are a smelly, bottom-feeding piscivore.
And I should know. I'm an ichthyologist- with a BIG net.
So get out of that one.
Oh, damn'- you did.
> Got to say, where I come from Haddock are the most delicious,
> and I should know.
You are a smelly, bottom-feeding piscivore.
And I should know. I'm an ichthyologist- with a BIG net.
So get out of that one.
Oh, damn'- you did.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: I said Cod
"God", you say?
Not good with mushy peas, alas.
Sorry, I'm a trifle deaf [cue: corny jokes].
Not good with mushy peas, alas.
Sorry, I'm a trifle deaf [cue: corny jokes].
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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Re: I said Cod
Smelly!! who are you calling smelly? I mean...I might smell of fish (a tad unavoidable I'm afraid) but...anyway if your an ichthyologist you should be studying me not trying to catch me...you flacid biped.
Re: I said Cod
I resent the 'flaccid' bit.
I prefer 'detumescent'.
Mainly because it's longer.
I prefer 'detumescent'.
Mainly because it's longer.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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Re: I said Cod
I meant you as a whole, not the bit you most like to fiddle with.
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Dont worry, Im over it now, the whole things soooooo like yesterday's news, I only wanted it for the cats anyway, they were starving after having been on the wi-fit for ten hours, still thanks for listening.
Lets put it behind us eh, before we get called racist, codist cunts.
Lets put it behind us eh, before we get called racist, codist cunts.
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Re: I said Cod
You can't beat a pair of nice firm pollocks every so lightly battered.
Then again I like a bit of pain
Then again I like a bit of pain