Elton John tries to adopt a Ukranian boy...

[Snappy]

Since this story broke, the front of Elton's house has been besieged by paparazzi and he's been having to use the tradesman's entrance.
!banana!

[Deuce Bigolo]

The only reason celebs look overseas is not for humanitarian reasons but to avoid going through the normal scrutiny and red tape that accompanies every adoption

I've heard the process can take years which is all well and good except the stories you hear of kids in the system under the goverments care would be almost better off anyway else