Attn JEANIE - urgent

[Muffinman]

JEANIE - it's some kind of a miracle, but just this morning in my inbox (well, actually my Spam box) came the following email. If you respond to Mr Adada quickly, he is sure to consider you to be exactly the person he needs in order to do his good works. So, if we don't hear from you again, we can be happy that your school is getting what it needs. Love, Muffinman

"MR WAHID ADADA"

Dear Friend, As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is MR Wahid Adada a Crude Oil merchant in IRAN,i have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer . It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing Icared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in Austra, cameroun, liberia,Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of fifteen million dollars $15,000,000,00 that I have with a finance/Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations. I have set aside 10% for you and for your time. God be with you. MR Wahid Adada

[Annap]

asking for money cos hes dying !!! ive had so many of those emails this is getting out of hand

Anna P

www.annaoflondon.co.uk

[James not Bond]

The GIN FOUNDATION is going to ask Mr Wahid Adada for funds to aid in its never ending fight to help poor piss-heads.

I will await with baited breath for his reply.

[Muffinman]

It should be "bated breath". I'm thinking of starting a charity for compulsive nitpickers - what do you think?

[Annap]

good idea muffinman

Anna P

www.annaoflondon.co.uk