wouldnt have said i was anyone of those in particular, so will give an answer to each - if thats allowed? !grin!
Geek - Not really, not much technologhy about when i was as school (overhead projectors were the rage- oh and ballpoints.....)
Loser - Again although definately at the lower end of the food chain, i was a bit of a joker (defence mechanism) so the kids who ate pencils got more hassle than me.
Popular - Only if they found the joke funny.....
Sexiest - God, hope not - was an all boys school.......!!!!
Ugliest - Was short, fat and Ginger with big ears, but personally there were kids that made me look good..
Bully - hahaha - no chance, was too busy running away from the big kids who hated short fat ginger big eared .......hopefully you get the picture.