Eastenders' strangest storyline ever?

[mrchapel]

Rhohypnol?? Roofies might put him out for the count but they`d need to explain him getting and staying hard whilst out cold and......

Wait a minute!! And posts about odd sexual coupling is a bit pot, kettle, black coming from the message board which regularly has posts of teens being infected by mummy dust after fucking the cryptkeeper, as if its normality.

[Ron T. Storm]

I love that 'Life' show narated by David Attenborourgh. Its on right now and looks a treat in HD. Bloody brilliant educative stuff and interesting too.

More good documentaries are needed rather than the likes of flippin' Eastenders.

Mind you Harry Hill's TV Burps would not be as funny as it is without the mindless dross shown on all the terresterial chanels.

All these soaps remind me of badly acted porn without the cum shots....LOL

[Sarah Kelly]

....Doesnt matter whether its ants or gorillas,he knows his stuff ... Did you see that program on the killer whale that ate the Great White! not one of his,but a brilliant program...

[max_tranmere]

I watched tonight's episode and the boy Darren was getting a bit emotional...

Darren: "ere Ev, um wiv Libby nahhh..."
(translated: "Here Heather, I'm with Libby now")

Heather: "ah nahh Da-wun, bu 'ees ya son"
(Translated: I know Darren but he's your son")

Darren: "da fing iz, me un Lib we ur lark maw-wid nahhh"
(Translated: "The thing is, me and Libby are like married now")

Heather: "em shore yul tay-ek to wim Da-wun")
(Translated: I'm sure you'll take to him Darren")

Lots of interesting 'dialogue' from the scriptwriters there...

[Ron T. Storm]

Lol - that is too true Max. You need a degree to understand it all and I am from the East End (well Buckhurst Hill anyhow).

I just cannot believe the dross I end up watching. I prefer watching shitty soft porn videos from the 70's. Far more classy compaired the that stuff on TV today.