It's all bollocks

[Lizard]

Global warming? All bollocks
Climate change? Fucking lies
Terrorist threat? Do me a favour
Economic meltdown? Utter shite, I am loaded
Recycling? more spin and piss
Better off in Europe ? Crock of jizz
Al Qaeda ? Willy wonka in Arabic
Second hand smoke? Good for you

We really are being taken for a ride

[Deuce Bigolo]

It is when someone thinks of how to utilise the fear that comes from the perceived threat to make money


Desalinisation plants are the biggest load of baloney ever spruiked by our government in answer to Australias dwindling fresh water supplies

Where I live(dryest state on the dryest continent)the annual rainfall is still double what we consume every year

Obviously catching,cleaning & re-using is beyond our stone age brains and doesnt generate enough profits



Loaded eh?If i were to kidnap a few of your lizard pals what ransom could i expect for their safe return?

[Ron T. Storm]

Paid porn? making money from a porn site?

I'm not talking about my site as its always been pretty ok. But I gather a lot of sites are basically having cashflow problems right now.

[crofter]

Lizard for President of the new European Union - in a photo-finish with Toni Bliar ... though I think he will need to revise 5 or 6 of his policies before erection time.

[mrmcfister]

They want us to paint our roofs white to reduce global warming.

Anyone know where I can get some cheap emulsion?

[stefano romantico]

Everything is a diversion from the big picture . When you allow the government to take your rights away they keep on . It is the peoples fault . It is the training of the new world order . U. s.a. ( new world ) europe (old word ) . If you are intelligent you will know who starts this . cheers

[Trumpton]

You're not wrong Liz. !wink!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Thats barbecue smoke

Only a matter of time till its said to cause cancer I'd expect