Who has actually measured their penis?

beck images · Post by **beck images** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:23 pm

Everyone goes on and on about penis size etc but I truly have to admit, I've never actually measured it. Am I alone in this? Has everyone got the ol' tape measure out against their wanger? Also surely the length of it would vary as to where you measure it from?! i.e. is it along the top, the underside etc?
Wow, maybe I'm having a homo erotic moment, who knows....

Deano! · Post by **Deano!** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:02 am

Yes I've disappointed myself with the rule.

I'm battling to crack 6 inches measured along the side.

planeterotica · Post by **planeterotica** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:39 am

I have 12" but i dont use it as a rule !wink!

mrmcfister · Post by **mrmcfister** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:38 am

I was stood having a piss from the Severn Bridge...the waters very deep!

RoddersUK · Post by **RoddersUK** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:39 pm

!cool!
When newly wed my missus, as hubbies and wives do, measured my cock one night before I parked it in her at 9? from top to tip and 6 round, and that is inches not them fucking useless fucking Frog millifuckingmetres.

one eyed jack · Post by **one eyed jack** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:59 am

No. Im scared of the result !happy!

RoddersUK · Post by **RoddersUK** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:46 pm

Yes I do and yes it still bothers me.
As an engineer metric is not as accurate as Imperial.
If my dislike worries you I feel fucking sorry for you.

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