What the fuck is so devastating about the death of an actress. She was so good she could only do Coronationfucking Street. The street full of useless bastards who, if they were all sacked tomorrow would never work again.
I was born in that type of neighbourhood in Leigh so I know that it is all make fucking believe.
As to taking notice of current television, come on get a fucking life.
Devastating news
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RoddersUk
Thank you for your kind words. You obviously have a lot of anger to get rid of. Hopefully this forum provides an outlet.
"Devastating news" was ironic. You don't believe every single word on this forum is serious. Do you?
"Devastating news" was ironic. You don't believe every single word on this forum is serious. Do you?
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To be perfectly honest Keith, I can't be arsed to waste my time explaining it to you.
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Keith
Now, now Keith, why dont you just run along and rage against Coronation Street, Gordon Brown, Obama, Chris Moyles, people who live in Cumbria, Chris Evans, people who use Xboxes, charities etc etc etc. And that's only this week's posts.
Your habit of putting l o l at the end of each of your posts suggests that you are impressed by the humour. Glad to see that you have impressed someone, even if its only yourself.
Happy raging against the world, Keith. So much rage, so little time to vent it, eh?
L O L
Bye for now.
Your habit of putting l o l at the end of each of your posts suggests that you are impressed by the humour. Glad to see that you have impressed someone, even if its only yourself.
Happy raging against the world, Keith. So much rage, so little time to vent it, eh?
L O L
Bye for now.
Re: Devastating news
Classic Blanche quotes.
To Ken: "I don't know why you bother to come if all you can do is moan. Why don't you go home and write one of your columns about dog muck?"
Blanche: "There's one thing I hate."
Peter: "What's that?"
Blanche: "Waving."
Norris: "Speed bumps? Oh no, they are so ugly and unattractive."
Blanche: "So are you, but at least they have some use."
To Ken: "I don?t know why you bother to come if all you can do is moan. Why don?t you go home and write one of your columns about dog muck??
On Colin: "I'd cut off his whatnots wi' a pair of garden shears, me. The rustier the better."
On Deirdre being accidentally called Daphne: "She's not a Daphne - Daphnes have delicate noses and rosebud mouths, not great big lumpy backsides."
To Ken: "You're going to have to learn to take pleasure in the misfortunes of others, Ken, or you're going to have a very miserable old age."
Blanche: "Face it Ken. You are no Barbra Taylor Bradford."
Ken: "On balance Blanche that's the nicest thing you have ever said to me."
Ken to Blanche: "Shouldn't you be knitting under a guillotine or something?"
On Peter: "He's about as much cut out for fatherhood as I am for rugby league."
Deirdre on Blanche: "Try having Attila The Hun as a mother and see how you do."
And the classic quote that applies 100% to this forum........
Deirdre: "If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all."
Blanche: "I think I'll go home then. "
To Ken: "I don't know why you bother to come if all you can do is moan. Why don't you go home and write one of your columns about dog muck?"
Blanche: "There's one thing I hate."
Peter: "What's that?"
Blanche: "Waving."
Norris: "Speed bumps? Oh no, they are so ugly and unattractive."
Blanche: "So are you, but at least they have some use."
To Ken: "I don?t know why you bother to come if all you can do is moan. Why don?t you go home and write one of your columns about dog muck??
On Colin: "I'd cut off his whatnots wi' a pair of garden shears, me. The rustier the better."
On Deirdre being accidentally called Daphne: "She's not a Daphne - Daphnes have delicate noses and rosebud mouths, not great big lumpy backsides."
To Ken: "You're going to have to learn to take pleasure in the misfortunes of others, Ken, or you're going to have a very miserable old age."
Blanche: "Face it Ken. You are no Barbra Taylor Bradford."
Ken: "On balance Blanche that's the nicest thing you have ever said to me."
Ken to Blanche: "Shouldn't you be knitting under a guillotine or something?"
On Peter: "He's about as much cut out for fatherhood as I am for rugby league."
Deirdre on Blanche: "Try having Attila The Hun as a mother and see how you do."
And the classic quote that applies 100% to this forum........
Deirdre: "If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all."
Blanche: "I think I'll go home then. "
Re: Devastating news
Maggies one-liners were a pure art form, I have often wondered IF they were scripted or the producers just let her get on with it, she was a one-off.
RIP Maggie
RIP Maggie