I'm in the MONEY!!!!

[jimslip]

I have just received the following email and will be spending Xmas in the Bahamas in my new luxury pad, I have already torched my beat up VW Polo and have ordered my new Audi R8. Yes, folks apparently, I've just won $8.3million. So long SUCKERS!! !party! !hic! !party! !hic!

Me when I get my WONGA:

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This is the email, if you are lucky maybe you'll get one too!!


THE UNITED NATION ORGANISATION
LONDON UNITED KINGDOM
UNITED NATION PAYMENT APPROVAL
OFFICE Special Duties/Logistics Department
FOREIGN CONTRACT/WINNING PAYMENT BUREAU
Our Ref: GBT /USA/STB Your Ref 25321/imf/us/09/08

UNITED NATION AND EUROPEAN UNION OFFICIAL WINNING PAYMENT VALUED
$8,300,000M

ATTN,

UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION AND EUROPEAN UNION ORGANIZATION do hereby give this
irrevocable approval order with Release Code: GNC/3480/02/00 in your favor for
your contract entitlement/award winning payment with the UNITED NATION to your
nominated bank account. Now you?re new Payment,United nation Approval
No;UN5685P,White House Approved No:WH44CV, Reference o.-35460021, Allocation No:
674632 Password No: 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit
Payment No : 103 , Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Citibank Telex confirmation
No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No:XXTN013, Having received these vital payment
number , therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment
with the United Nation immediately within the next 72hrs.

As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with MR
ANDREW WOLLEY, DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE CITIBANK OF UNITED KINGDOM,
with the help and monitory team from the CITIBANK OF NEW YORK which is our
official remitting bank, Committee On Foreign Payment Matters in United Nation,
has look up to make sure you receive your fund valued $8.3m. So contact: MR
ANDREW WOLLEY on his contact information,Direct Citibank Telephone No :+4470457
00240 , Fax Number:+44 870 288 7323, Telephone Number:+4470457 00240 Email:
wolley.andrew3@yahoo.com.hk for immediate release of your contract/inheritance/Award
Winning claim Be informed that you are not allowed to correspond with any person
or office anymore, You are required to send bellow information for your
transfer.


REPLY HIM ON: wolley.andrew3@yahoo.com.hk
1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) ADDRESS,CITY,STATE AND COUNTRY:
3) PHONE,FAX AND MOBILE
4) COMPANY NAME(IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS:
5) BANK DETAILS:
BANK NAMES:
ACCOUNT NO:
ROUTING NO:
SWIFT CODE
BANK ADDRESS:
6) PROFESSION,AGE AND MARITAL STATUS:
7) COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE
NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATIONCODE WITH CITIBANK IS(511),YOU ARE ARE
ADVICE TO SEND YOU FULL BANKING INFORMATION TO THE CITIBANK OF LONDON
INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DIRECTOR HEADED BY MR ANDREW WOLLEY AND MAKE SURE YOU
SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT AND SEND
HIM ALL YOUR BANKING INFORMATION NOW. CONTACT CODE(511)

OFFICER:MR ANDREW WOLLEY.
POSITION:DIRECTOR,INTL,REMMITTANCE CITIBANK LONDON.
TELEPHONE OFFICE/BANK::+44-700-5921640,
TELEPHONE,+4470457 00240
FAX NUMBER:+4470457 00240
EMAIL: wolley.andrew3@yahoo.com.hk
SIR FRANK PETERSON.
(CHAIRMAN COMMITTE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/AWARD WINING PAYMENT UNITED
NATION AND USA GOVERNMENT

[planeterotica]

You have all the luck Jim you jammy bugger !wink! i suppose this is the end of Jimslip is it !cigar!

[jimslip]

Yes, this will be my lifestyle next week :



Only difference is that the hot bird at the end will be saying, "But Jimbo, with this dick you are spoiling me", and I'll answer, "Well, stop yakking and shove it back in yer gob then, luv!"

[Peter]

Whilst your lucks in, would you like to enter my credit card lottery?

All you have to do is send me your credit card number for entry into our free daily Xmas prize draw.

If you send your PIN as well, you'll qualify for the 20% bonus prize too, if you win!

You could be ?250,000 richer by xmas day!

Open to other people too, but hurry, entries are limited!

[mrmcfister]

I would like some of your wedge.I want to develop some sort of virus I can send to the originator of this and it's ilk.The software would zap their computer dead and fuck his bank accounts.Nigeria would fall apart...!

[Deano!]

Hang on! A few days ago you were hovering above death with fucking goggle-eyed virus monsters eating your lungs. Suddenly a lousy 8.3 mil makes you spring out of bed and forget who your real friends are/were.

Well I hope you fall out of your yacht while titty-fucking 19 year old bikini models in the Caribbean and get eaten by unemployed Nigerian bankers.

[jimslip]

!cigar! I'll be getting some new "Millionaire Style Double Glazing" installed. to keep out the winter chill! !cigar!

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