Mildy Amusing.O/T

[Lizard]

A little joke, translated by me, from the hun:

This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn?t wait to go out into town and party with his old mates, so he says to his new wife, ?Babes, I?ll be right back......?
?Where are you going sweety pie?? asked his wife.
?I?m going to the bar, pretty face. I?m going to have a beer.?
The wife says to him, ?You want a beer my love?? Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kids of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, Indiana, etc.
The husband doesn?t know what to do, and the only thing he can think of to say is ?Yes, hunny bunny....but the bar...you know...the cold glass....?
He didn?t get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying ?You want a cold glass puppy face?? She takes a huge mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting cold holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, says ?Yes sweety, pie, but at the bar they have those hors d?oeuvres that are really delicious...I won?t be long. I?ll be right back. I promise OK??
?You want hors d?oeuvres hunny bunny wunny??
She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d?oeuvres; chicken wings, spare ribs, mushroom tart, cheese,s pizza,s, etc
?But sweet honey....at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words and all that...?
?You want dirty words cutie pie?...............



HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN?T GOING FUCKING ANYWHERE! GOT IT ASSHOLE?!?

[jj]

Ah, the much-loved Teutonic sense of humour.
Maybe it lost something in translation......

[buttsie]

Marriage-a sacred institution to be sure

The lesson was...Pre-nuptial agreements

cheers
B...OZ Highly Amused

[Lizard]

Cheers Buttsie!
It amused me anyway,I promise to post NO more jokes




Now! where,s me cup......

[buttsie]

That would be a real shame-no more jokes lizard Style!!!

Maybe we could have the o/t joke of the week,
anything to rival the comedy duo of JJ & Magoo lol


cheers
B...OZ