Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar; he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.
Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out.
However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with All Sorts.
Funny Cadbury story
Re: Funny Cadbury story
I find it amusing that the Cadbury woman is complaining about being taken over by a 'plastic cheese company' when there's so little cocoa solids in Cadbury's, its not legally allowed to be called chocolate in most of Europe.
What you make, Mrs Cadbury woman, is vegelate, so a plastic cheese company would be an ideal owner for your product!
What you make, Mrs Cadbury woman, is vegelate, so a plastic cheese company would be an ideal owner for your product!
We have need of you again, great king.
Re: Funny Cadbury story
Spoken like someone who hasn`t tasted the rancid shite that is american chocolate, especially hersheys.
Bukkake shots where you are with a few other guys...is fucking gay.
In fact, about pulling trains with a woman...you wanna have sex with other guys and mix your sperm with theirs...you're just using a woman as a conduit.
Fag..--Inside Clyde
In fact, about pulling trains with a woman...you wanna have sex with other guys and mix your sperm with theirs...you're just using a woman as a conduit.
Fag..--Inside Clyde
Re: Funny Cadbury story
mrchapel wrote:
> Spoken like someone who hasn`t tasted the rancid shite that is
> american chocolate, especially hersheys.
>
>
I speak as someone who is a (basic) qualified chocolatier!
Yep, I've tasted the American shite!
> Spoken like someone who hasn`t tasted the rancid shite that is
> american chocolate, especially hersheys.
>
>
I speak as someone who is a (basic) qualified chocolatier!
Yep, I've tasted the American shite!
We have need of you again, great king.
Re: Funny Cadbury story
Good one Guilbert wrote:
> Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was
> After Eight.
>
> She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.
>
> On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar; he had a Rum & Butter
> and she had a Wine Gum.
>
> He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.
> "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her
> Milky Way.
>
> They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
> turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long
> before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the
> contrast of her Double Decker.
>
> Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to
> have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down
> Bourneville Boulevard.
>
> He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a
> Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When
> he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
>
> She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out.
>
> However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So
> he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbert and gave her a Gob
> Stopper.
>
> Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife,
> Caramel.
>
> Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out
> Ms Rowntree had been with All Sorts.
>
>
> Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was
> After Eight.
>
> She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.
>
> On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar; he had a Rum & Butter
> and she had a Wine Gum.
>
> He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.
> "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her
> Milky Way.
>
> They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
> turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long
> before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the
> contrast of her Double Decker.
>
> Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to
> have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down
> Bourneville Boulevard.
>
> He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a
> Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When
> he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
>
> She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out.
>
> However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So
> he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbert and gave her a Gob
> Stopper.
>
> Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife,
> Caramel.
>
> Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out
> Ms Rowntree had been with All Sorts.
>
>