Footballer shagging way

[mrmcfister]

Hi all,heard it on very good uthority from a cleaner at the Law Courts that she overheard a barrister arguing to keep a footballer's affair secret.The judge granted an injunction.My source says the footbller was John Terry.I've heard of him.His mum is a serial shoplifter.He got in trouble a few years back for taking the piss out of Americans after 9/11.His dad deals coke.I think he plays for Man City or some team in a blue shirt.He's been married three years and has twins.This will be all of the papers if it gets out .Oh and the girl he shagged used to go out with Wayne Bridge.Wayne's the England Captain but you probbly know that already.

[Twingo]

[quote]but you probbly know that already[/quote]

Well it was reported on most of the major news sites around tea time yesterday.

[Jonone]

I bet Wayne Bridge was delighted when City were pursuing Terry last summer !

[Sam Slater]

Never liked John Terry. Taking the piss out of 9/11, pissing on nightclub tables, intimidating refs, snotting on other players and now this. I never wanted him as England captain and definitely don't want him now. They should give it Rooney (Rio's hardly fit and Gerrard punches DJ's). I think Becks was around Rooney's age when he became captain and cannot see why Rooney can't take it on.

[Sam Slater]

I don't know what was said but the accusation was that he and a few other Chelsea team mates were accused of mocking American tourists, about 9/11, in a Heathrow hotel.

From an article in the Independent: "In 2001 he was fined by Chelsea after being accused, along with three team-mates, of mocking American tourists in the wake of 9/11 while drunk in a Heathrow hotel."

I think two of the players involved were Frank Lampard and Eidur Gudjohnsen.

[JamesW]

"I bet Wayne Bridge was delighted when City were pursuing Terry last summer !"

Well Terry only started seeing Bridge's ex-girlfriend in September, which is obviously after summer.

[Jonone]

That's alright then. Bridge is no cuckold and can't use the excuse that he'd been 'cucked' to explain his loss of form.

[The Last Word]

Watch out, Terry. She's talking to Max Clifford...

[Guilbert]

>Wayne's the England Captain but you probbly know that already.

??????

John Terry is the England captain.