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Female pissing contests & lobster pissing contests
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Arch Stanton
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Sarah Kelly
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Lobsters pissing on each other! Posh restuarant,when asked if ready order by waiter" Well,i was particularly impressed by THAT ONE (pointing to Lobster)...
Always certed,works to Hard BG/GG/ANAL/DP+EXTREME Fetish.
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I turn up prepared,on time,ready to shoot what you want as I`m RELIABLE! ;)
SarahKellyxxx
Easy going,fun,Hard Working,Professional
I turn up prepared,on time,ready to shoot what you want as I`m RELIABLE! ;)
SarahKellyxxx
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Lord Biscuitbarrell ?
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Sam Slater
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The one, the only.
[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
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What a great way to settle a fight. Pull out your cock and watch the other guy helplessly skidding down the road on his back propelled by your piss stream.
Phwooorr...look at her....CRASH
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Oh, and please Sarah, don't tell me you're got a cock too. I've already been caught out in this forum fancying a blond that came with extra attachments.
Phwooorr...look at her....CRASH
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Sarah Kelly
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(Not Bragging,other than mildly as im much to modest but....) Deano,I flashed my shaven haven at the Ben Dover Miss Wet T Shirt Competition ,which i somehow managed to Win?.... If i got a cock out i would have had jeers,not cheers Hun..lol !Happy! ...
Always certed,works to Hard BG/GG/ANAL/DP+EXTREME Fetish.
Easy going,fun,Hard Working,Professional
I turn up prepared,on time,ready to shoot what you want as I`m RELIABLE! ;)
SarahKellyxxx
Easy going,fun,Hard Working,Professional
I turn up prepared,on time,ready to shoot what you want as I`m RELIABLE! ;)
SarahKellyxxx
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I think we should commence the qualifying rounds of the 2010 bgafd female pornstar pissing championships. Im happy to be used as target practice!