Cheryl Cole and her husband split up!

[max_tranmere]

Just seen this on the news. Apparantly she is fed up with him playing the field and sending semi naked photos of himself, via his phone, to glamour models. I am trying to imagine the conversation when the split:

Cheryl: "ay Ashli, e ent tee uppy wid-e fuct you bin tixting eva guls peek-tors uv ye-sulf weev noo clov's oon!"
(Translation: "Hey Ashley I aint too happy with the fact you been texting other girls pictures of yourself with no clothes on!")

Ashley: "why's that then babe? What's wrong with it?"

Cheryl: "yee joost dint geet eet, do yuz?"
(Translation: "you just dont get it do you?")

So they have split. One of Britain's most beautiful woman is now back on the market. There is a god after all!

[Sam Slater]

Ashley speaks the Queen's english then?

Still lovin' the celeb mags, Maxy-boy!

[number 6]

Who is actually interested in thsi tripe.i couldnt care less.

[JamesW]

"One of Britain's most beautiful woman is now back on the market. There is a god after all!"

Why, do you think you're in with a chance then?

[Marino]

Well the state of some of the girls he cheated on her for, Must mean she has to be a shit shag.
Dozy fucking bint what did she expect? I have no time for any of them.

[Josephine]

yes but look what my husband cheated on with me ,4 years older than him and not at all good ,wouldnt have minded if it had been a glamour girl.
Josephine

[justincyder]

I have to agree with this synopsis. I know us blokes would poke it into a toothless grandma if it was offered but if Cheryl was hot in the sack there'd be no temptation to cheat conclusion good looks but crap in the sack. It does work both ways mind you. If we're shit then if she go's looking elsewhere c'est la vie.

[justincyder]

well clearly your husband is a rare example of being utterly mad Josephine.

i rather imagine you're not crap!

[max_tranmere]

Cheryl is devastatingly pretty and has a great body. She is really small though - those shots of her walking through the airport yesterday confirmed she is a midget.

Also if you watch that duet on YouTbue of her performing with the band Snow Patrol at the Children In Need event, it is actually quite funny. Gary Lightbody, Snow Patrols singer ('tallbody' would be a more appropriate name) she barely comes up to his shoulder!

I like women around 5'8" - 5'10". Cheryl must be all of 5'3" (or smaller). Her and her husband live in a house in the suberbs or Surrey, a few miles south-west of London. Maybe she'll move back to the city following this split, so I might see her around! Would be nice to meet her, even though I would have to look down to make eye contact. lol.

5'3" is great for cute-ness and cuddles. The tall amazon woman is what really drives me crazy though!