Kristian Digby

[steve56]

Never heard of him before but Television presenter Kristian Digby has been found dead at his home in what police have called "unexplained" circumstances.

[crofter]

According to "The Sun" he died having "auto-erotic asphyxiation" ... can be a high price having a decent wank nowadays it seems:

[Bob Singleton]

I saw a few episodes of "To Buy or Not To Buy" and the guy was a prize twat. Sorry for his friends and family but no great loss to TV

[one eyed jack]

Is wanking with ones hands out of fashion now??? Man I'm out of touch with these new fads.

Ok my comments a tad insensitive but I know you are all thinking it. Surely he must have been on gear doing it.

If this is the case then the media was being selective how it reports this sort of thing. Trust the good old Sun newspaper though. they get the facts every time.

No doubt it will be reported for what it is in The Sport....Man Found Hanged With Trousers Round His Ankles Over A Pool Of Spunk

Niiice. Tactful

[Flat_Eric]

Reminds me of that (male) Tory MP ("family values" and all that) who was found dead at his home wearing just stockings & suspenders and with a large orange in his mouth.

Can't recall his name but it was back in the '90s.

- Eric

[jimslip]

Firstly I must say I really feel sorry for his family and friends, having the last image of him, lying dead in some contorted heap all alone.

Secondly how is it done? I was imagining that you stand on a chair or table with some kind of noose around your neck which is attached to the ceiling. Then you kind of choke yourself in a controlled way, whilst wanking, except if you are a Tory MP in which case you put an orange in your gob as well, is this just for aesthetic effect or does it have a function?

Anyway sometimes, you slip or trip and then end up inadvertently hanging yourself.

Am I naive or is there a better way of doing this, not that I'm thinking of trying! For me looking at a dog eared picture of Cheryl Cole on bog seat in Newport Pagnall services more than fulfills my wanking needs!!laugh!

[JamesW]

In answer to Jim's question, the orange was (allegedly) soaked in amyl nitrite.

[Dace]

that MP
This guy
Kill Bill
Him out of INXS
have all kicked the bucket because a good old tommy tank wasn't enough for them

[JamesW]

Him out of INXS is only a rumour. It's officially a suicide.

[Robches]

Sure, Michael Hutchence killed himself, he had such a shit life I'm not surprised he was depressed. If I was a multimillionaire rock star who'd fucked Kylie I think I'd have killed myself as well.