Worst Job ever?

[Floydoid]

Recently I've been watching some of those Dirty Jobs programs on the Quest channel, and I think the worst I've seen was on a sheep farm where they do everything and the presenter had to castrate a lamb using his teeth (for real). Afterwards the lamb testicles were fried up for supper.

Anyway Sarah, I'm reminded of another joke for you.

On the Galley one day one of the slaves dies from exhaustion, so the galley master goes round and starts flogging all the slaves. The slaves' shop steward pipes up and asks the galley master what the heck he thinks he's doing.

"Oh, we always have a whip round when someone dies."


I'll get my coat.

[Floydoid]

I meant to type 'where they do everything in the traditional way'.

[Ogre]

Reindeer use to be also castrated like that.

As for modern jobs (though mostly an urban legend I guess), what disgusting job better and more suitable for this forum than .... a fluffer? Of course, how you like the job kind of depends on one's sexuality, but on a strictly personal level I don't think I'd enjoy it all that much

[planeterotica]

Worse job must be arse wiper to The Hook [Abu Hamza] who is slammed up and is not allowed to wear his hook in prison as it could be used as a weapon, and with no hands he cannot wipe his arse after taking a dump so it has to be done for him, anyone fancy a curry tonight !wink!

[Bob Singleton]

porn historian wrote:

> The high life for you eh Bobby boy,all those Z listers!!.LOL!!!


I don't think they're even as high as Z listers, but boy can they put on a great live show... something which a lot of modern, higher profile acts are incapable of doing!

[Sarah Kelly]

Methinks Any Re telling of that joke would have to be post 1am when fellow porn peeps might be too drunk to notice..!thumbsup!

[Sarah Kelly]

I think they got 2 weeks off in the summer, to recharge the batteries,see the kids,that kinda thing...

[Sarah Kelly]

Blowing up his own hand,playing with his homemade bombs...How did he reconcile that in his head,it/everything being the will of Allah?