Idiot Brown blows a golden PR opportunity.

[jimslip]

The PM!clown! must be surrounded by fools, with the present emergency involving 100's thousands of people stranded in Europe and the World, you'd think that idiot Brown!clown! would have got the military to organise some kind of evacuation from Europe.

No, instead on a news programme this morning the Brown !clown! announced that there were "100 coaches already in Madrid, ready to take back the stranded Brits to the UK, so everybody, head for Madrid!"

Guess what? There are no coaches at all in Madrid, they haven't even left the UK yet !clown!!clown!!clown!

[Arginald Valleywater]

The Nu Labor election jingle should a reissue of Gordon is a Moron....

[David Johnson]

I saw somewhere, probably not on Sky, Mail, Express, Telegraph, Times, Financial Times, Star, Sun etc etc that Cameron had come up with a spiffing wheeze to get our brave boys and girls back from the hellhole that is Tenerife, Costa del Sol, San Francisco, Hong Kong and Delhi (they are only Brits in Delhi apparently because all the Indians are over here, a Conservative candidate, Annunziata Rees-Mogg stated allegeldly).

Anyway the stunning wheeze is to provide an Ikea-type build yourself a boat plan which is being faxed to the various destinations where our brave boys and girls are suffering so grievously. The idea then in line with Cameron's brilliant concept of the Big Society replacing the Big State is that volunteers will then build the boats and get the Brits back to Broken Britain whilst saving loads of money which can then be spent on reducing inheritance tax for the richest people in Broken Britain.

Brilliant! I don't know what Nick Clegg's idea is. But he's fantastic on tele so he gets my vote, eh!

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[Lizard]

Yeh am votin for clegg innit cos eez like me m8 an that, eez no toff an e won strictly as wel.