A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he,s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. "Son, there's been a bit of a mix-up," admits the surgeon. "I'm afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis."
"What!" gasps the patient. "You mean I'll never experience another erection?"
"Oh, you might, " the surgeon reassures him. "Just not yours."
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O/T Circumcision
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magoo
Re: O/T Circumcision
Ha, ha, tee, hee.
I heard that when you were circumcised the rabbi threw away the best bit!
Sorry Lizard old chap but it was a joke dyeing(dyers and tanners eh? that takes me back) to be told.
6567 Sugars please Liz. I am having a nervous breakdown or alcohol withdrawal. Whats the difference? About ?6,000 if you go to Betty Fords Clinic. Personally I prefer the cold turkey route. Although masturbating furiously over Bernard Mathews can cause burns.
Mmmm yes I will get my syringe....Ahhh thats better (pinched it from London Zoo-Elephant tranqs...Oh no its elephant laxatives, send in a search team to dig me out!)
I heard that when you were circumcised the rabbi threw away the best bit!
Sorry Lizard old chap but it was a joke dyeing(dyers and tanners eh? that takes me back) to be told.
6567 Sugars please Liz. I am having a nervous breakdown or alcohol withdrawal. Whats the difference? About ?6,000 if you go to Betty Fords Clinic. Personally I prefer the cold turkey route. Although masturbating furiously over Bernard Mathews can cause burns.
Mmmm yes I will get my syringe....Ahhh thats better (pinched it from London Zoo-Elephant tranqs...Oh no its elephant laxatives, send in a search team to dig me out!)
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jj
Re: O/T Circumcision
.....I used to have a job at the Zoo, circumcising elephants.
The pay was lousy, but the tips were enormous.
Sorry.
I'll go away now.
The pay was lousy, but the tips were enormous.
Sorry.
I'll go away now.
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magoo
Re: O/T Circumcision
Really? I also worked there circumcising the tigers and other big cats. The clawbacks were great.
I know its not as funny as yours JJ. Sorry but I have been under the doctor. (dont bother with any "under doctor" jokes thanks)
I know its not as funny as yours JJ. Sorry but I have been under the doctor. (dont bother with any "under doctor" jokes thanks)
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Flett and Katie
Re: O/T Circumcision
Is it true that the wood used on the handle of the circumcision scapel is Juniper? Or is it Eucalyptus?
Flett
Flett
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Lizard
Re: O/T Circumcision
Magoo the thought of you masturbating over some chicken drummers
is something I,m desperatly trying to get out of my mind.I,ll go and see jj,s therapist, as he,s treating jj for memory loss and other...ehem, "personal problems" obviously it,s early days
but we wish him all the best.
I took my car to the better fords clinic for a service and they did a good job, you should take your skoda there, I believe they will deal with all makes.
Well! tea time already, must get those bags of the line,
I,ll be clocking on later for the alcoholics shift
is something I,m desperatly trying to get out of my mind.I,ll go and see jj,s therapist, as he,s treating jj for memory loss and other...ehem, "personal problems" obviously it,s early days
but we wish him all the best.
I took my car to the better fords clinic for a service and they did a good job, you should take your skoda there, I believe they will deal with all makes.
Well! tea time already, must get those bags of the line,
I,ll be clocking on later for the alcoholics shift