Sam and David

[David Johnson]

Ah yes, Sam and David.

Soul man, Soul Sister Brown Sugar, How Sweet it is.

Fantastic tunes. That's what you meant didnt you?

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[David Johnson]

Oh and by the way, I know Sam and David spent a long time together on the road, but there is no need for this homo-eroticism, Mr Porn Historian.

No David Laws, early doors, without draws, sweaty paws, lost cause, political bores, male whores.

If you get my drift.

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[Jonesy]

Bores me shitless, I actually miss Warren Zevon RIP, at least he was intelligent

[David Johnson]

"Bores me shitless"

You've spoilt my evening now

Or maybe not.

[Sam Slater]

You made him angry.

[Sam Slater]

I'm feeling really self conscious with all these thread titles with my name in.

I couldn't see myself with David. He doesn't do compromise you see. He'd be in charge of the remote, what pubs we drank in, what restaurants we ate in and what we ordered, what clothes I wore and how I fixed my hair......ooooh no. Not for me, thanks! And what would I get out of it? At least he could go round saying he'd pulled the best looker in town. I'd be forever the one people went up to and whispered, "you could do better than that, love!"