Legal Issues

[magoo]

Really? So its not only me thats paranoid but also JJ (Master Baker And Confectioner To The Crown).

[woodgnome]

maybe you should form a support group?

[jj]

It's all right, I'm paranoid and have persecution mania.
Apart from that, I'm completely normal.
I must go, now: Biggles has asked me to re-procrastinate his cauliflowers with Don Alfonso's gardening-tweezers.....

[magoo]

Well I must say that reply is not in keeping with your normally verbose nature. It was concise and to the point though. I shall check my mail. Sorry for being so rude.

[magoo]

Oh shit! JJs been drinking lunatics broth again! (Newcastle Brown Ale is commonly refered to as lunatics soup in the NE. And it is rumoured that St Nicks Mental Hospital in Newcastle has a special ward for Brown Ale casualties)

[jj]

...and Cherry Knowles had a special ward just for me.
Support your local hossie, thass what I say (or is it the Voices?)

[magoo]

Hey dont knock Cherry Knowle. Most of my family are residents/inmates.

They are opening a new ward for the disturbed forumites. Lizard will be on the tea trolly. My bed is directly opposite yours so I can hurl insults and pull faces at will. Not sure where they will put Marcus but hopefully a long way away from the surgical spirit.

[Lizard]

Too true magoo, I done 3 years trolley duty on the South Glamorgan testicle ward.

[jj]

Good idea.
I also have a truss.

[jj]

South Glamorgan testicle- what, Neil Kinnock?