Modern Islamic Marriage Joke ;)

[Porn Baron]

A "modern" Islamic couple were preparing for a religious wedding, so they met with their Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asked if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asked,

Man: We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together.

Mullah: Absolutely not. It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately.

Man: So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?

Mullah: No, It's forbidden in Islam.

Man: Well, okay, but what about sex? Can we finally have sex?

Mullah: Of course! Allah O Akbar (God is great)! Sex is OK within the marriage, to have children!

Man: What about different positions?

Mullah: Allah O Akbar! No problem.

Man: Woman on top is OK?

Mullah: Sure, Allah O Akbar. Go for it!

Man: Doggy style?

Mullah: Sure! La Ellaha Ella Allah! Allah O Akbar!

Man: On the kitchen table?

Mullah: Yes, yes! Allah O Akbar!

Man: Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather straps, whips, gags, butt plugs, a bucket of honey and a porno S&M video?

Mullah: You may indeed. Allah O Akbar!

Man: Can we do it standing up?

Mullah: No.

Man: Why not?

Mullah: Because that could lead to dancing.

Man: Sigh ****! !hump2!

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