So the teacher asks the children to come up and give a brief description of what Daddy does for work... Little Myson gets up and says " My Daddy works in a gay bar lap dancing and if the money is right,he lets men cum in his mouth " ... Horrified, the Teacher whisks little Myson out the class and says " Thats not true is it,about your Father?"........ "No Miss.....My Dad is Rob Green but im just too embarressed to admit it" .......... !footie! ps... anyone wanting to know any footie results BEFORE kick off need only ask the one known as Jim Slip...He predicted EXACTLY what was gonna happen when England played the USA...
Footie Joke for your Amusement
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Sarah Kelly
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Footie Joke for your Amusement
Always certed,works to Hard BG/GG/ANAL/DP+EXTREME Fetish.
Easy going,fun,Hard Working,Professional
I turn up prepared,on time,ready to shoot what you want as I`m RELIABLE! ;)
SarahKellyxxx
Easy going,fun,Hard Working,Professional
I turn up prepared,on time,ready to shoot what you want as I`m RELIABLE! ;)
SarahKellyxxx
Re: Footie Joke for your Amusement
> ps... anyone wanting to know any footie results BEFORE
> kick off need only ask the one known as Jim Slip...He predicted
> EXACTLY what was gonna happen when England played the USA...
You mean the predictions he writes on Facebook? Along with the 'we're all doomed' talk that I have to endure 48 hours before every match??? !laugh!
Talk about lack of optimism, Jimbo. During this match he got out his DVD collection and started getting rid of the ones he didn't want!!!! True it was a tad boring....
Good joke BTW!
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Dave Wells
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Re: Footie Joke for your Amusement
The joke was tonights performance against Algeria !
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Re: Footie Joke for your Amusement
"Little Myson gets up and says"
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I think your bottom needs a spanking for that Miss Sarah !grin! !wink!
Myson
!oldie!
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I think your bottom needs a spanking for that Miss Sarah !grin! !wink!
Myson
!oldie!
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SpannerProductions
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Re: Footie Joke for your Amusement
Yes she does myson mate - the cheek of the girl suggesting that you would charge !grin!
Joke !thumbsup!
Joke !thumbsup!
Re: Footie Joke for your Amusement
!laugh! !laugh!
I'll have to ask Sarah to pay you a visit with her JUMBO sized strap-on !shocked!
But maybe not, you might actually like it !grin!
Myson
!oldie!
I'll have to ask Sarah to pay you a visit with her JUMBO sized strap-on !shocked!
But maybe not, you might actually like it !grin!
Myson
!oldie!
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SpannerProductions
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Re: Footie Joke for your Amusement
Me thinketh UKAP is gonna be a giggle!laugh!
We'll have to have a chat about how to get our own back on Miss kelly ....ssshhhh!!!
We'll have to have a chat about how to get our own back on Miss kelly ....ssshhhh!!!
Re: Footie Joke for your Amusement
I heard that after the USA game, Rob Green was so depressed he decided to throw himself under a bus, but he missed.
Is it any wonder that the monkey's confused?
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planeterotica
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England v Algeria
Its a disgrace that we only managed a draw against a team that we could easily beat, it makes me feel ashemed to be an Algerian !wink!
Re: England v Algeria
Any chance of arranging a game against Scotland soon ?
I feel a ' 67 coming on.
I feel a ' 67 coming on.