Footie Joke for your Amusement

[Sarah Kelly]

You`ll be going the way of young myson and incurring my wrath Floydoid.... Not as bad as the "Wrath of Khan" I`m sure but then agian,he didn`t use the implements I have in my bag,both literal !wink! and metaphorically speaking!

[Sarah Kelly]

Not everyone gets my humour,unless im being obvious, so, just for for you and for one night only ...... " If I go to Asda and run up and down the isles waving my arms in the air, screaming,people just look at me funny ..... but boy,do the exact same thing ON A PLANE and they all join in " ..... !bow! ....

[Sarah Kelly]

Deano, this is 2 jokes ,yes? The first being the Brothel one(very good!bow!) the 2nd,less obvious one being , THE NETHERLANDS HAVE A CRICKET TEAM ? Now that IS funny ..... x

[Sarah Kelly]

i would just like to point out here that any inuendo pertaning to any particular users of this forum is entirely intentional/unintentional,just so we are clear !wink!

[Floydoid]

Sarah Kelly wrote:

> Not as bad as the "Wrath of Khan" I`m sure but then agian,he didn`t use the implements I have in my bag,both
> literal !wink! and metaphorically speaking!

Now I'm sitting up with anticipation (or is it trepidation?).

[Sarah Kelly]

Id like to think its in "fascillitation" if indeed thats even an actual word......!wink!

[Sarah Kelly]

Gagging,you terrible flirt you!wink!....Im cracking through my emails ASAP,a little behind,so be with you shortly...x.

[Sarah Kelly]

I can certainly take it...can you dish it?

[Floydoid]

Sarah Kelly wrote:

> Id like to think its in "fascillitation" if indeed thats even an actual word......!wink!

That sounds like something you'd take a tomcat to the vet's for. !shocked!

[Sarah Kelly]

Oi,im watching you two........ dont for a moment think this banter between you both has gone unnoticed......x